Everything I Know About Drugs I Learned From The Hollywood

This is a little mash-up of drug use in the movies and on TV — the commonalities, clichés and a few genuinely beautiful moments. Per Hadrian’s request, here are a few words about how I did it. The process involved weeks of watching (or really, scanning through at 8x) over 50 movies, noting down the significant moments of drug use and drug-related dialogue, capturing the footage by hooking up my DVD and VHS players to my mini-DV camcorder (which meant figuring out how to break macrovision [i.e. copy protection] — not hard if you have the right player), importing the footage into Final Cut Pro and editing like a maniac for a week.

I do have a few regrets.

1) Shortly after I finished this pieces, I saw a European-region DVD of Emir Kusturica’s Life Is A Miracle, which features a scene of a gangster snorting a gargantuan rail of coke along train tracks. It would have been amazing to intercut that with the Modern Problems, D.O.A. and Heavy Metal footage.

2) I could have easily turned this into a 30-minute piece, but I was trying to keep it under (or at least close to) five minutes. There was so much great material I couldn’t use: Panic in Needle Park, Sarah: Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic, Party Monster, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and most especially Chris Rock in New Jack City.

3) I really, really, really wanted to end the mash-up with a clip from that touchstone of Reagan-era anti-drug propaganda, the Just Say No commercial where Dad angrily asks his kid how he got hold of drugs and the kids screams, “From you alright! I learned it from watching you!” I thought it would be a cinch to find, but I could not get my hands on this ad. If anyone has a dub of it (even a really cruddy one), please let me know. I am dying to re-edit the film’s conclusion.

6 Responses to “Everything I Know About Drugs I Learned From The Hollywood”

  1. zodmicrobe Says:

    I love this vid! Very cool. I produced & edited something similar for my friend Alonso Duralde’s book, “101 Must See Movies For Gay Men”– it’s up on youtube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9E8EeaHFk

    Love the blog!
    Dave

  2. Herb Says:

    they have that 80s PSA clip on youtube in more than one place. Here’s one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

    love the video, keep on keeping on.

    Herb

  3. Kathy Says:

    If you do consider re-editing, there is really funny scene in Bullworth during the debates, about halfway through the movie, where Oliver Platt is snorting cocaine while ranting and Joshua Molina is desperately trying to get his nose near enough to get just a little because Oliver Platt is not paying attention to him.

    In general its awesome, and the addition of the say no to drugs PSA will make it perfect.

  4. koil Says:

    great work, really enjoyed it - now everything I know I know it from you ;p
    what I also need to know is the name of the intro song, just too awesome
    cheers,
    Mathias

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