The Truth About Elves.
This clip from Elves (1990) probably defines the film better than any other, and single-handedly earned it a place in our “Holy F*cking Sh*t” section. I particularly love the exasperated tone he strikes as he explains the nazi-elf connection (”What are they teaching in public schools today?!”). And, yes, that is Dan Haggerty (aka Grizzly Adams) as the ex-police dectective turned department store Santa who must protect the town virgins from the evil Nazi elves. And I thought the only totalitarian elves were the ones at the end of Polar Express. Happy Holidays!